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Weightlifter - pls read all this carefully
This unfortunate weightlifter, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous,cos he was scarlet remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift." He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain up his arse hehe rectum hehehe he liked it and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain.Meanwhile he said to himself i think i'll lay a brick... Promptly paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot (of poo) and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. Fecal matter eh??? i have different names for it...
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shouldnt have had that 3rd vindaloo then....
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